So my kilt was deported yesterday back to the UK after customs in
Alaska tried to call me and gave me a whopping 5.5 hours to return the
call, which I did, but in 5.75 hours.
And in other news, I'm attempting to learn German via listening to Rammstein
So let's see, in the past few days I've accomplished much. I got to say
I didn't find a girl attractive and got three girls pissed at me for
it. I ate horse meat and it was oh so delicious. I think I should buy a
horse now and ride it to the slaughterhouse. And I finally got an X-Box
today.
Tuesday, 30 November 2004
God spoke to me in a dream. He said I should switch my amjor to film
studies. After I graduate, I should move west and being a life as a
porn director. After a successful career, I should move back to the
midwest and open a strip club bearing my name. It is my destiny.
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